I am absolutely going out of my mind! HELLO!!!
I need a girl friend because both my roomates have girls that come over and I have yet to bring anyone home. I've got one phone number but she's holding out on me. And then today I could hear my neighbor getting her freak on with her boyfriend. Man I have been on Craigslist like a million times and to no effect. and then there's the SuicideGirls who are just too good. It hurts man. I tell you it hurts. I tell ya' my sex life's a joke. Sex life? What sex life? Alright Mr. X better get off your ass and do something about it ok mang? Do I sound desperate... you're damn right I'm desperate!
Aw fuck.
Mr. X
I need a girl friend because both my roomates have girls that come over and I have yet to bring anyone home. I've got one phone number but she's holding out on me. And then today I could hear my neighbor getting her freak on with her boyfriend. Man I have been on Craigslist like a million times and to no effect. and then there's the SuicideGirls who are just too good. It hurts man. I tell you it hurts. I tell ya' my sex life's a joke. Sex life? What sex life? Alright Mr. X better get off your ass and do something about it ok mang? Do I sound desperate... you're damn right I'm desperate!
Aw fuck.
Mr. X
Remember this. Between a man and a women, a womens erotic potential is infinitely greater than a man.