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So last night I went to the art bar to hang out and play a little chess... that was cool. And then later me and a friend went to this bar just because we felt like it... that was cool too.

Later after the bar closed down we were both hanging out outside when we both heard some woman screaming, sort of like really screaming in a bad way. So we go investigate to see what the hell is going on. As it turns out we discover that she was yelling at her boyfriend or whatever who had passed out on the sidewalk. She was trying to wake him up, but from the looks of it he was out... cold. So she wants us to help her put him in the truck so she can drive him home. Sure piece of cake to do if his ass didn't weigh like 300,000 pounds. Sheesh it was a chore to move him. When were just about ready to dump his ass in the truck he starts coming around and then we almost drop him. He comes to and starts struggling with my friend who's trying not to drop him and lose his balance. Somehow the 300 pound deadweight becomes a 300 pound guerilla and he starts to struggle against us. He tries to overpower my friend but then he loses his balance and falls down. He looks at me and I'm telling him "we're not trying to hurt you". Then like a bull he gets up and starts charging after me. Well I'm no match for this monster who is drunk off his ass and outta' control so I get away. He falls again.
Both me and my friend decide at that moment that it would be an excellent idea to leave... quickly. We tell the girl we're sorry but we have to go.

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