divinetrash

Hello everyone, let's see...My weekend. Friday Miranda and I went to Tulsa to get some Quiktrip coffee (yes an hour and a half for coffee, let alone gas station coffee)--BUT it's so good I'm totally addicted. We were semi-lost, mostly looking for some action. We did not know about the all-nude Escapades but next time I'm sure we'll indulge in some creepy strip club fun...which always ends up with us running to my car and then screaming because a perverted Mexican man with a halfy, smiled fiendishly and propositioned us with his eyes...OOOooo but fun. Let's see we finally settled on eating at the Metro Diner on route 66.."Where Elvis Eats"--we thought that would be interesting. Not really, our waitress was ghetto and it was mostly tin signs and license plates plastered on the walls BUT BUT BUT I enjoy diners so it was chucked up as all good for me. We had cheese fries and they were delicious. Saturday I went to a bookshop and bought some vintage pulp fiction and Miss Manners which is so funny...For instance there are rules for everything...

Ice Cream Sodas
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First eat the cherry alone with the spoon. Next, remembering Archimedes' principil, eat the whipped cream with the spoon, without attemping to force it into the full glass. You then have a slight amount of space between the level of the drink and the rim of the glass, which is your working space. The spoon is then inserted into the glass and poked at the icecream scoop......Blah Blah Blah....Miss Manners has given the ice cream soda a unique priviledge. And that is that the drinker may take three---only three---noisy slurps to those last few drops down.

Can you believe some women really followed this...God I haven't gotten too far but I can only hope there's a section on how to properly have sex...Hahahahahaha. Let's see then after I got back from the bookstore Seth and I got mad bored and decided if we started a porn company it would be to mock classic television shows...here are some of the names we came up with...

Bewenched
I Dream of Weenie
Dawson's Leak
Full Mouths
Leave It In My Beaver
Happy Lays
Wonder Queers
21 Hump Street
3rd Cock From the Sun
Baytwats


Good Stuff...And today has been one wonderful day...I watched The Girl Next Door, had Chinese, finished off Cujo and started reading Eightball...and to polish off a perfect day I did a facial wrap and steam sauna...I just looked it up on the net and made it happen and my pores are happy. Now I'm lonely though because Seth is at work and I'm bored. I think I may just be totally crazy and play Zombies Ate My Neighbors.