divinetrash

Yeah so let's see...weekend...did the usual....went to Hugos, the mall...Miranda found this great dress at Forever 21...it's really rockabilly/western...cool. Let's see I went to a white trash wedding. My ex-best friend, Amanda got married. I really kind of despise her...she told everyone I was a lesbian...and started some freaky rumors so I left the school district (it all worked out in the end)--but she felt the need to invite me to her wedding...with the note I can't wear black...she actually told me that so I of course wore red and lots of black...hahaha, I'm evil...but not as evil as Miranda. Miranda and Amanda hate eachother...it goes back, mostly because Miranda is my best friend and Amanda is a creepy jealous bitch...So Miranda though of assembling a honeymoon care package complete with condoms, a feather boa, candles, a pregnancy kit, a thong, and aspirin...all from a skanky dollar store. We didn't stay for gift opening...But I haven't heard from her and hopefully never will!!! On a peachy note, at that dollar store they sell these little bags with body parts (suppose to be kids toys???????)--so I'm going to go back and get a few bags for some decoration. Let's see what else did my weekend involve. I planted two flower gardens for the house my rents are selling...it's nice...I'm not a landscaper and it's was a hard job but I feel pretty good about it. Oh yes now the good stuff. So Miranda and I headed to Dickson St saturday night and I tried bacslav (I have no idea how to spell it)--it's a mediterranean dessert. Since Miranda's BF is the chef we got it for free...I wasn't really into it...I prefer chocolate. Anyhow so we were walking around checking out the amazing arkansas sites and the creepy christians were doing their usual protests...it was about murderers, porn-freaks, whores....you know all the ungodly stuff....We went up to them and I'm the porn freak and Miranda was the whore....we were told to repent...It was a perfect weekend!