Currently Listening to: Dotted with Hearts by The Horrorpops
So my weekend in a nutshell...Let's see Friday I just hung out with my homeboy...watched a couple movies. Today I got an early start with Miranda...first we hit a few thrift stores...which I found a book about organ music, a blue animal print top, coin purse, a sweater and a polka dot dress...then we headed to yard sales and I find this terrifying head vase (it was a native american barmaid) total chalkware...and what's really sad is I like it for it's creepiness but I forgot about mother's day and since she's into new age indian stuff I gave it to her...haha, how bad is that? Oh well my mom is easy to please. Then we headed to Miranda's apartment and got ready for the night. I wore a great black satin halter with red polkadots and wore this great shimmery dark blue eyeshadow...it rocked. Then we had to make a cameo at my cousin's graduation party...where I had to take a lame ass picture with her and we were feeling awkward...it gets worse. So like were leaving after five minutes because it's weird and we were on the porch and then my creepy uncle is like talking to me about how I should start a band with my brother and we could be the next Hoobastank!!!!OMFG--Yes that's the stamp I want to leave in this world. Jeez. I could not contain my laughter. My family is so perverted too...like I totally saw a cousin and an uncle checking out Miranda's ass...it's a good booty but that's just creepy, she's my best friend....So how was everyone else's weekend???
So my weekend in a nutshell...Let's see Friday I just hung out with my homeboy...watched a couple movies. Today I got an early start with Miranda...first we hit a few thrift stores...which I found a book about organ music, a blue animal print top, coin purse, a sweater and a polka dot dress...then we headed to yard sales and I find this terrifying head vase (it was a native american barmaid) total chalkware...and what's really sad is I like it for it's creepiness but I forgot about mother's day and since she's into new age indian stuff I gave it to her...haha, how bad is that? Oh well my mom is easy to please. Then we headed to Miranda's apartment and got ready for the night. I wore a great black satin halter with red polkadots and wore this great shimmery dark blue eyeshadow...it rocked. Then we had to make a cameo at my cousin's graduation party...where I had to take a lame ass picture with her and we were feeling awkward...it gets worse. So like were leaving after five minutes because it's weird and we were on the porch and then my creepy uncle is like talking to me about how I should start a band with my brother and we could be the next Hoobastank!!!!OMFG--Yes that's the stamp I want to leave in this world. Jeez. I could not contain my laughter. My family is so perverted too...like I totally saw a cousin and an uncle checking out Miranda's ass...it's a good booty but that's just creepy, she's my best friend....So how was everyone else's weekend???
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That's pretty funny. I think we all have perverted families and creepy uncles, to a certain extent.