Currently Watching: The Twilight Zone
This weekend was pretty dull. I went to the mall, didn't buy anything. Miranda bought leopard print creepers which are really cool and she bought me a cd. I also had the creepiest thing happen to me. So we got a vanilla freeze from the coffee shop in the mall and sat down on a bench to just people watch or whatever...and we were just imaging senarios. Well a large man (not like just obese but a big man in general)--bald, perv written all over was walking through with his wife who literally looked like Hatchetface from Cry-Baby and Miranda was like, "Wow look at all of these people...they have kinky sex all the time.." Well I found this funny and we were laughing and then the guy passed us and in a muffled tone and a pointed finger and said, "you makin fun a us, well look at yous!" We were stunned for like .5 seconds and we cracked up. What a fuckbag. We weren't exactly making fun of him. Jeez. That man was sooo Arkansas so I guess I get the last laugh. The coffee was delicious though
This weekend was pretty dull. I went to the mall, didn't buy anything. Miranda bought leopard print creepers which are really cool and she bought me a cd. I also had the creepiest thing happen to me. So we got a vanilla freeze from the coffee shop in the mall and sat down on a bench to just people watch or whatever...and we were just imaging senarios. Well a large man (not like just obese but a big man in general)--bald, perv written all over was walking through with his wife who literally looked like Hatchetface from Cry-Baby and Miranda was like, "Wow look at all of these people...they have kinky sex all the time.." Well I found this funny and we were laughing and then the guy passed us and in a muffled tone and a pointed finger and said, "you makin fun a us, well look at yous!" We were stunned for like .5 seconds and we cracked up. What a fuckbag. We weren't exactly making fun of him. Jeez. That man was sooo Arkansas so I guess I get the last laugh. The coffee was delicious though
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reptilia:
Well, you know what they say about assumption... I won't spell it out!
van_goghs_ear:
never been that close to arkansas. when i was a senior in high school me and some friends drove down to florida for spring break. we drove through tennesee and georgia thats really been my only exposure to the south. the people were very friendly but you know there's eveil lurking behind those eyes, like twin peaks or something 
have you ever seen the twilight zone episode called the monsters are due on maple street? it's about these aliens who use panic and fear to completely unglue this neighborhood. such a relevant episode even now.
have you ever seen the twilight zone episode called the monsters are due on maple street? it's about these aliens who use panic and fear to completely unglue this neighborhood. such a relevant episode even now.