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made in detroit, rusting out in CT

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Thursday Sep 04, 2008

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Happy Birthday, I guess. Love Sister.


Scene: Morning. Kitchen. Baby in my lap, eating my breakfast. Wife pouring coffee, talking on the phone.
Wife: Aww.. (Long pause) Aww. (Long pause) ...Oh, thank you. That's so moving.

It's wife's birthday today. Her sister's on the phone; they're an emotional family.

Wife: Aww. (More pauses, wife cleans, starts doing stuff on the computer) Aww... Hey, are you okay? Is something wrong?

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