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Monday May 14, 2012

May 14, 2012
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there are some days when, even though i'm a geek, i would love to take a piece of technology and smash the living crap out of it it with a sledgehammer, before covering it in aviation fuel and throwing a lit zippo at it from a safe distance.

today's candidate is a satnav that i bought for my bicycle. a satnav that appears to think i can cross rivers where there are no bridges. a satnav that tells me to ride in a straight line regardless of minor obstacles like buildings, swamps, and WW2 minefields.

in other words, a satnav that, like most people, seems to think i exist to do whatever it wants me to do, and the hell with what i want. well not today, buddy. today is the day the geek fights back.

it's no more mr nice guy. do ya feel lucky, garmin...?
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morgue:
I love so much food, but especially the home made! The only flaw in Italian cuisine (and especially the Abruzzese cuisine) is the use of fatty foods as well as the use of extra virgin olive oil! In my family is used to make tomato sauce cooked with the meat of lamb (chops) that makes it special.
May 14, 2012
arroia:
Ha, your satnav sounds just like me giving directions. biggrin
And yes, thank you for complimenting my back!
May 15, 2012

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