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I say "fuck" and "ass" way more than the Surgeon General approves of. "Fuck," as a word is an all-purpose dynamo, kinda like salt is to food (or lime juice to messicans). Here are some sample phrases:
"Fuck me running"
"Shaddap, you fuck."
"I want to fuck her until my ass bleeds."
"Fuck-diddly!"
"Fuck you, President Bush, you fucknugget."
Ass, on the other hand is a bit more limited in its use, but just as important to my vocabulary. Just like lube, it enhances whatever it touches:
That rocks becomes the more poignant That rocks my ASS
Jesus Christ, thats fucked up is way more impacting when it becomes Jesus ASS Christ, thats fucked up.
As far as phrases are concerned, I dont have a favorite beyond all of the wonderful possibilities provided to me by the 2 best words in the world Fuck and ass.