Yawn yawn yawn! Its election time in the UK
The word Politics is scary enough and speaks a similar message throughout the world. Made up of to words...
Poly - Multiple
Tics - Blood sucking creatures
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Where do I stand to vote?
Conservative - No I bare all here.
Labour - We will always be a slave for work ( free time maybe yours )
UKIP - No if you fall asleep on me, I am walking.
Green Party - Is it 4:20 yet?
So I am undecided......
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If I was a Politician (NEVER) how would I put a spin on things???
Well they all need others help, collaboration between each other, I could sell sell sell us together if you say that my figure is "well hung" or I count on your vote for showing the best "well hung" governing body..
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To End my random bleet, my vote goes to one man who challenged our DVLA for wearing a Collander on his head for a Driving Licence photo.
He is from the "Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster" and followers are known as "Pastafarians"....