disenchanted

We don't need another heero
We don't need another waaaay hooome
All we want is life beyooond
The Thunderdome!

Two men enter, one man leaves

Master Blaster! Master Blaster!

Always look on the briiiiight side of life!

Bitches.

Apparently, I'm easy for people to fall in love with. I don't get it at all, but it keeps happening.

I can't be lovin' everyone like that. It's just not gonna happen. So, back up offa my shit, would ya?

Marge Simpson is a study in primary colorful coolness. The colorwheel primaries with the yellow skin, blue hair and red accessories is workin' like a charm, and the photo-receptor, cone-like red, green and blue combination is fresh. So, not only is she fucking awesome, but she's educational, too. Go 'head on, Marge!

I have acquired a farmer's tan. grrrr....

I have to get my butt...
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Some dudes are fucking weirdos.

An expectation can be a mountainous obstacle to overcome.

I have been dead tired lately. I'm just draggin' my ass all over the place, noddin' off at random times throughout the day and my brain is workin' at a snail's pace. What I need is a good, long weekend so's I can sleep for a good 30 hours straight. Come on Saturday!

My friend thought it would be fun to do my nails, so...
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I met some people today that decided that I was some sort of novelty.
"Oh my gawd, you're black?!?!?!"
And for a fleeting moment, I thought they were joking. I woulda busted out the soft-shoe and did a little jig fuh 'em jus' like da massuh like, but they were sincerely curious about my pallor. What the fuck can ya say, huh?
"Gee, I'm...
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The power of Christ compelled me to check out that new Exorcist joint. It was pretty good, but it lacked a certain organic creepiness that the first one had. There were too many newfangled and very obvious special effects and it seemed bent on grossing us out as opposed to scaring the shit out of us. It's only natural to compare a movie to its...
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