disenchanted

Soooo NOT "Wheeeeee!!!"

Since when did "I want the dry lenght to be just beneath my chin," become barely to my ears wet?

Fuckin' A. I have never had a worse haircut in my life.

Why did I pay for it, again?

Now, I usually wear my hair up in a sort-of bun/afro-puff doohickey on top of my head, but for the past two days, I've worn it down, and booooy are people nutty about it. Yesterday, I got two marriage proposals from dudes that I see on a regular basis who'd never seen it down before, and today, THREE people asked me if I was Jennifer...
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I am an asstard.

Destruction of this is inevitable; I'm too good at that for it not to be.

The best way to ease the discomfort of cramps is to get your nipple pierced.

I stabbed myself several times in the thumb/finger area with a box knife today. Not on purpose, though. Ow!

Sheesh! Upon first glance of my journal, it would appear as though I'm depressed, or something. HA! I laugh in the face of depression, for it does not affect me!!!

My browser keeps having little squares of blinks...it's creepin' me out. My cursor won't stop blippin', either. Eek! I need a new computer.

I know I can
Be what I wanna be
If I work hard in it
I'll be where I wanna be

Word!

Unless you just suck buttocks, like myself.

It's official, I am a shitty student. I guess I really am not cut out for this shit after all.

Who knew that the pope was such a fuckin' rawk star?

Daang.

It fuckin' hurts to breathe.
I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense, either. I am in physical pain when I breathe, stoop over or otherwise work. Usually, when this happens to me, the pain is in my neck, but now it's in my upper chest as well.

My lungs are falling out! I'm dying!