I have the strangest dreams between snooze button hits.

This morning, I dreamt that I'd gotten out of bed, in my birthday suit, and got on the bus with a comforter wrapped around me. I sit down and some girl starts talkin' to me, I don't remember what we discussed, but she left a bag full of clothes on the bus, so I put some of them on. The driver, who just happend to be Slug, of Atmosphere fame, was watching me put these clothes on. Once dressed, I walked up to the front and asked him, as if we were homies like that, what the fuck he was doin' drivin' this bus. He said something along the lines of keepin' it modest...or something similar, and when we stopped, it was the end of the line, which just so happened to be this big carnival happenin'. So, the both of us got off, and he went over to the bus paycheck stand and cashed out the ride (or something weird like that...the other drivers said that he wasn't allowed to do that). After that, he and I were hangin' out, like bros, drinkin' beer and whatnot, and I told him which girls he should flirt with and all that fun stuff.

Comedy, I tell ya.