My tattoo artist told me to go bigger. She's totally right.
Jump!
Shake your booty.
Jump! Jump!
Shake your boooty.
I'm pretty sure that I was born to be a kung fu master.
Jump!
Shake your booty.
Jump! Jump!
Shake your boooty.
I'm pretty sure that I was born to be a kung fu master.
Kung fu master would be an excellent job. "What do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm in real estate." "Really? Well I'm a KUNG FU MASTER!!!!"
::jumps and shakes booty::