disenchanted

Ursher is tryin' way too hard to be Michael Jackson. It's kinda scary.

Lip Venom is the yummiest stuff. It doesn't actually plump, or anything, but the stingy tingle is wicked and it tastes like cinnamony sweet tea.

The dermatologist didn't believe me when I told her of my skin disease, so when she wrote the prescription for this gooey crap I was supposed to slather my face with to keep the tiny bits of yuck away, she didn't take the disease into account. Now, not only is my face burning, welty and scaling, it's fuckin' swollen and I'm dizzy from this shit....
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I wanna be Tom Dowd when I grow up.

A new nephew! And I saw the whole thing!

He made his entrance at 10:32 pm on Monday, January 10, 2005. He tipped the scales at a nice 8 lbs 2 oz and came in at 20 inches and some change in length.

He's purdy!

Congratulations Brother and Girlfriend. You done good!

I'd heard that La Mala Educacin was really graphic in its portrayal of homosexual sex and of the molestation of a young boy by his preacher/teacher, but I did not find this to be so. I'm sure that's a good thing, in this case. It was quite good, even when it did drag a bit toward the end.

Being back at school is almost painful....
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And here I thought I'd get a bad grade from the dentist, but I got a wicked good one. Hooray for Sonicare!

I get to start the new year with shiny, clean teeth. I dig.

In the midst of watching Closer today, I decided that Natalie Portman is one of the cutest things ever.

On other notes, an acquaintance of mine - one of whom I don't particularly care for - thought it would be humorous to tell me that he "don't do fatties." Hahaaa!! This, coming from an unattractive, faux-intelligent, herpes infected, friend-molesting piece of shit with no social...
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I do not like small talk and chit-chat, I do not like them Pat I Cat.

haha! Sam I Am just wouldn't have rhymed well enough.

I thought today would be a good movie day, so I got my watch on.

I'm sittin' there watchin' Kill Bill and I'll be gawd damned if that crazy Bride didn't say entropy again. She's sittin' the back of the Pussy Wagon, and the voice inside the screen, but not the one that matches what her lips are saying - cuz they're saying "wiggle your...
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Rock *clappage*
Steady *clappage with stompage*
These Bitches...are really ready. . .
To rock rock rock rock, steady-eady-eady-eady ROCK!

My boss - he's like a brother to me - told me that I'm a highly unique individual and he wishes that he'd not chosen the easy way in life by following the herd, and he's glad that I haven't. I totally feel all special and...
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I've been working on my Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Techique, and I mightcould finally be able to kill someone with my bare hands.

RAWK!

...that is, after I gimpy-limp on over to 'em, of course.

I done gone and got myself a small tear in my calcaneofibular ligament and have strained my lateral talocalcaneal ligament.

It hurts like bitch and, when I am able, I can only hobble around with the gimp-limp.

Fargin sneaky bastage of a ramp!