Who knew that the pope was such a fuckin' rawk star?
Daang.
Daang.
It fuckin' hurts to breathe.
I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense, either. I am in physical pain when I breathe, stoop over or otherwise work. Usually, when this happens to me, the pain is in my neck, but now it's in my upper chest as well.
My lungs are falling out! I'm dying!
I don't mean that in a metaphorical sense, either. I am in physical pain when I breathe, stoop over or otherwise work. Usually, when this happens to me, the pain is in my neck, but now it's in my upper chest as well.
My lungs are falling out! I'm dying!
I must be the most horrible student, ever. I do the assigned readings, usually three times over, I answer all the practice questions on the book just fine, I can answer his in-class questions with not much difficulty at all, but when I see one of his homework (and I'm sure test-ish) questions, I have absolutely no idea what he's even talking about. I can't...
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anitalife:
I'm that girl in the school bookstore too! 
Oooh, lip balm is another one.
You are NOT the most horrible student ever. Trust me. If you do the homework, answer questions, come to class sober and non-suicidal, etc. then you're in the top 5%, easy. Trust me.
Oooh, lip balm is another one.
You are NOT the most horrible student ever. Trust me. If you do the homework, answer questions, come to class sober and non-suicidal, etc. then you're in the top 5%, easy. Trust me.
Now, when I was young boy
At the age a-five
My mother say I's gonna be
The greatest man alive
But now I'm a man
I past twenty-one
I want you to believe me, honey
I have lots a-fun
Four. Point. Oh. Bitches!
At the age a-five
My mother say I's gonna be
The greatest man alive
But now I'm a man
I past twenty-one
I want you to believe me, honey
I have lots a-fun
Four. Point. Oh. Bitches!
godball:
ahhh the blues......
I'm so damm boring, I even put me to sleep.
Oyasuminasai!
Oyasuminasai!
ilovemikehunt:
that's what the delete button's for
i put myself to sleep too.
i put myself to sleep too.
hmmmm....so, I let it out of the bag that I, arcana, the unknown, am a hopeful. I don't like sharing stuff like that, I like to surprise folks, but I felt that I had to. My application was accepted way back in early November, but I have yet to actually shoot a set. School and work get in the way of that kinda stuff, yaknow....
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ilovemikehunt:
that's cool... wanna say that i referred you so that i never have to pay for my membership again?
i'll keep you on my favorite girls list forever
i'll keep you on my favorite girls list forever
I gotta get me a new job, dangit. I'm real damn good at hangin' out where I'm the most comfortable, and it's difficult for me to leave this one.
OY!
OY!
I haven't been sleeping terribly well lately, but I've been dreaming (in a way that I can remember) instead. I hate it. I want my sleep back. The dreams have been rather interesting, though. There was one where I'd gone into the library with my friend and partook in some deviant library behavior like yelling, throwing stuff, painting on the walls, running around nekkid and...
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The Twilight Samurai is the wickedest movie of the moment. See it!!
"Take a chance you stupid ho!"
I think Gwen was thinkin' of me when she wrote that, 'ceptin' for that stupid ho part.
Every time I try to be more girly, I fail miserably. I'm such a dude.
"Take a chance you stupid ho!"
I think Gwen was thinkin' of me when she wrote that, 'ceptin' for that stupid ho part.
Every time I try to be more girly, I fail miserably. I'm such a dude.
My tattoo artist told me to go bigger. She's totally right.
Jump!
Shake your booty.
Jump! Jump!
Shake your boooty.
I'm pretty sure that I was born to be a kung fu master.
Jump!
Shake your booty.
Jump! Jump!
Shake your boooty.
I'm pretty sure that I was born to be a kung fu master.
anitalife:
Damn, you're right. I couldn't made my first million off those cookies. Oh well.
Kung fu master would be an excellent job. "What do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm in real estate." "Really? Well I'm a KUNG FU MASTER!!!!"
::jumps and shakes booty::
Kung fu master would be an excellent job. "What do you do for a living?" "Oh, I'm in real estate." "Really? Well I'm a KUNG FU MASTER!!!!"
::jumps and shakes booty::
Smallish children often confuse me with a Jungle Gym.
It must be the hair.
It must be the hair.
"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public."
T. Roosevelt, 1917
T. Roosevelt, 1917