disenchanted

My weight loss conundrum is biting at me again. I'm sure I will, but I'm not sure why. I don't particularly buy society's ideal that we all have to be really thin in order to be hawt. I'm not fat by any means, though I'd bet that there are those who would disagree, but I'm sure that the meat around my middle disqualifies me from...
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Brand new Powerbook, how do I love thee?
Let me count the mu'fuckin' ways

A worthwhile investment thus far. It might even be too fancy for me, but I love it anyway!

Yo, muthafucka! Wheeeeeeee!!!!!

I miss the fuck outta her, yet I can't seem to tell her so.
I think I've ruined her lofty opinion of me. Damn!

I was fixin' to get two tattoos started, but then I remembered my vacation, in which I'll be doing a lot of swimming. I'mma just gonna have to put 'em off, then.

I broke up with Biology today.

I tanked the test, thought I answered what I thought I could, and then proceeded to write a lovely Dear Biology - Think Dear John - letter on the back.

I became far too disinterested in that class to continue on and take more classes. Aside from the fact that I never really did well, I just didn't care...
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Soooo NOT "Wheeeeee!!!"

Since when did "I want the dry lenght to be just beneath my chin," become barely to my ears wet?

Fuckin' A. I have never had a worse haircut in my life.

Why did I pay for it, again?

Now, I usually wear my hair up in a sort-of bun/afro-puff doohickey on top of my head, but for the past two days, I've worn it down, and booooy are people nutty about it. Yesterday, I got two marriage proposals from dudes that I see on a regular basis who'd never seen it down before, and today, THREE people asked me if I was Jennifer...
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I am an asstard.

Destruction of this is inevitable; I'm too good at that for it not to be.

The best way to ease the discomfort of cramps is to get your nipple pierced.

I stabbed myself several times in the thumb/finger area with a box knife today. Not on purpose, though. Ow!

Sheesh! Upon first glance of my journal, it would appear as though I'm depressed, or something. HA! I laugh in the face of depression, for it does not affect me!!!

My browser keeps having little squares of blinks...it's creepin' me out. My cursor won't stop blippin', either. Eek! I need a new computer.

I know I can
Be what I wanna be
If I work hard in it
I'll be where I wanna be

Word!

Unless you just suck buttocks, like myself.

It's official, I am a shitty student. I guess I really am not cut out for this shit after all.