work, yesterday:
i dealt with a 19 year old schizophrenic who had a case of life threatening anorexia and was addicted to many a controlled substance. i shit you not. i had her in custody for about two hours before medical response finally took over and hauled her off to portland adventist (they have a psych ward). talk about a test of patients!
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i dealt with a 19 year old schizophrenic who had a case of life threatening anorexia and was addicted to many a controlled substance. i shit you not. i had her in custody for about two hours before medical response finally took over and hauled her off to portland adventist (they have a psych ward). talk about a test of patients!
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atomicant:
you know you love it.
buckknuckle:
I'd say more Bruce Willis, circa Moonlighting. You have more hair, though.
don't leave me hanging!
tae:
Dont worry I wont.....have a good weekend.
My, oh my, what a day!
A drunken dial and two drunken e-mails from an ex 
A headache that has persisted since approximately 10 o'clock this morning
The fabulously sketchy fraud arrest of a sex offender 
A slightly sexy but ever so charming Clackamas County sheriff who I have not had the pleasure of meeting in my past four years of work out there 
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A drunken dial and two drunken e-mails from an ex
A headache that has persisted since approximately 10 o'clock this morning
The fabulously sketchy fraud arrest of a sex offender
A slightly sexy but ever so charming Clackamas County sheriff who I have not had the pleasure of meeting in my past four years of work out there
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_burn_:
there are no liquor stores anywhere near where I work in Beaverton.. ugh
1.) Boys lie and they are mean. Boys lie and if they ever tell you that they love you or give a shit about you... they're lying! Because they're boys!
2.) I'm really in to this song right now:
Everyone's afraid of their own life
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?
No one really knows the...
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2.) I'm really in to this song right now:
Everyone's afraid of their own life
If you could be anything you want
I bet you'd be disappointed, am I right?
No one really knows the...
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acet:
Hrm, ok then, it was last October and I thought I remembered someone that looked like you there. I'll stop being creepy now. 
acet:
Yeah, I'm not overtly creepy, just the regular amount.
currently watching: the lord of the rings, extended version
currently eating: polenta
currently drinking: diet coke
currently crushing on: DEVO, MegaDeath and... ?
neat.
currently eating: polenta
currently drinking: diet coke
currently crushing on: DEVO, MegaDeath and... ?
neat.
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_burn_:
DUDE.. i need to hang out w/ you..
I got the Lord of the Rings and the Two Towers extended the other day.. I need to find the Return of the King extended.. I haven't seen that one yet (I've seen the original, but not the extended)
We are not men.. we are DEVO
I got the Lord of the Rings and the Two Towers extended the other day.. I need to find the Return of the King extended.. I haven't seen that one yet (I've seen the original, but not the extended)
We are not men.. we are DEVO
akamces:
1). Thank you.
2). Our cats look similar.
3). I am getting tattoed at home.
4). DEVO...hahahaha.
2). Our cats look similar.
3). I am getting tattoed at home.
4). DEVO...hahahaha.
hot
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buckknuckle:
hot is for reptiles and suckers.
You, ma'am, are a reptile sucker.
You, ma'am, are a reptile sucker.
i went in to work today for what was supposed to be about 10 minutes (it's my day off, but there are things that must be done on a daily basis. i'm lucky like that). I unlock the office door, and there are four people gathered around, talking on cell phones and writing notes. so i says to 'em, i says "what the hell? who...
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acet:
Yeah from the sounds of it your job kind of really sucks, despite the occasional ass kicking. But if you're not a stripper or a techie in this town, I guess it's hard to find another one.
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atomicant:
dave mustaine is funnier than megadeath.
acet:
Don't listen to him, if you name your cat Megadeath it will already be cooler than most any feline on the planet; and that's leverage any cat could use, especially in their awkward growing years.
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_burn_:
Kittiiiin!
_burn_:
I love animals.. I wasn't a cat person until I owned my own.. got his scruffy ass as a kitten.. been in love ever since.
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I went out with a boy tonight.
He looked like this:
I looked like this:
He looked like this:
I looked like this:
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miloryan:
Maybe you should come play cards anyway. You can just pretend you like it.
miloryan:
That's what she said!
Off to work again. The early morning/mid morning split shift is shit. I just want to sleep for eight hours. Is that too much to ask?
Why am I doing this? I don't even like my job.
...Oh wait, it's because I can't seem to get a job in a different field. Huh. Crap.
Why am I doing this? I don't even like my job.
...Oh wait, it's because I can't seem to get a job in a different field. Huh. Crap.
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capricornus:
That could work, if you are more energetic at night;
or you could just work the swing shift to balance it out.
or you could just work the swing shift to balance it out.
_burn_:
well, if I don't go to the doom metal show tomorrow night (technically tonight) at the venue formerly known as Sabala's, I will be at GK fo sho.
Perhaps we will have another chance meeting.. sept this time, you've gotta say hello.. or kick me in the back of the knee caps or someshit at least that way my drunk ass will know you're at the same place as me.
Perhaps we will have another chance meeting.. sept this time, you've gotta say hello.. or kick me in the back of the knee caps or someshit at least that way my drunk ass will know you're at the same place as me.