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have you ever made something that is supposed to set or rest or grow for a set amount of time but you can't wait for it? I am definitely that type of impatient person. I just cracked into my spicy sauer kraut that should have sat for 2 weeks but only made it 8 days...and what makes it worse is that it is AMAZING! if i had self control (which I don't, look at any aspect of my life) it would be absolutely freaking ridiculous come next weekend.

So after drinking all day today hoping for sunshine on this tropical island I live on (there was no sun, just rain, screw paradise...), getting blown off by a chick for a date, I decided I needed to eat something. Thank god I've become like an old woman with my frozen foods, I broke out some sausage I made 2 weeks ago, a homemade pretzel bun and my new sauer Kraut. I feel like if this sandwhich was anything it would be Jesus' penis. It's a giver of life....

Now i'm continuing to drink, and savoring the kraut that has entered my mouth, so salty, and oh so spicy. I think next week i'll make some pickled string beans. Those typically always rock! so crunchy, and make them spicy, oh ah, oh ah. I dont' think this blog is helping my grammar or my spelling.

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