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Friday Feb 28, 2003

Feb 28, 2003
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The Krewe of Muses is known for excessive and immodest generosity, totally unlike their namesakes, who withhold inspiration until a certain level of suffering and sweat has been reached. They load their floats with every bauble imaginable and dispense to all. Young, old, male, female, naked or no. It doesnt matter. Go to a parade run by the Muses and youll leave styling like Mr. T.

In an age of celebrities and superkrewes the Muses give the people what the people want : larger, more technologically advanced, more, more, more beads. They bring the bling like Ludacris putting on his gold teeth fronts. After all, who cares about the Harry Connick Jr. when you can weigh your neck down with five pounds of plastic? This makes them The Parade You Shall Not Miss, Fool.

I missed the Muses.

Spent 14 hours in bed. Out cold, dreaming of tornadoes and of Nick Carter of Nsync taking DMT and deciding that hes Jesus in the body of a gymnast. Which was interesting. I wish I could have made the parade but catching that dream instead was a fair trade.

Nick Carter couldnt get the long curly Jesus locks down but hes amazing on the pommel horse.

The sirens are beginning to die down, the tourists are passing out, and the roads are clearing, so it may be time to head out. My plans for the next two days are as follows : Buy ice cream mochi and Jaffa Cakes. Crash parties and drink free beer. This will be easy.
isobel:
that was the winner of the haiku contest that even i didn't know was happening! it's just too great not to win a prize.

so what would you like?wink
Mar 1, 2003
thee_blacklisted:
Dude-- I am soooo freaking jealous you won the unintended haiku contest!!! Isobel is one of the raddest chicks on here, now I hate you (just kidding.)

I like your 'NSync dream. I have been having very vivid and intense dreams lately -- I think when you get off on different sleeop schedules you remember your dreams better 'cause you're more likely to wake in the midst of or right after r.e.m.

Have you hopped on a Girls Gone Wild bus yet? I hear they are everywhere -- that guy who started that is like a billionaire -- that shit is so smart and so brilliant at the same time -- me I'm always stuck in the middle of those two poles I'll never make any $$!
Mar 1, 2003

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