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So

I got tagged a while ago but I been putting it off...

It's time for 20 questions

I used to keep a list next to my computer of people for my Mother to contact should anything happen to me. This included Livejournal, Friendster (this was pre-Myspace), and the variuos forums I posted on. Rest asured, if I still did it, SG would be top of the list.

I have actually died twice, once as a young child (drowning) and once earlier this year (poisoning). I feel cheated - I got no white lights, no 'enya'...and yes, my boyfriend DID post on SG when it happened. Haha

I am terribly deformed. Most people don't notice until I point it out, but you can definitly tell. I'll be quiet now, as so not to disperse the illusion of my being 'sexy'

I'm a living contradiction. Not so much a hypocrite, but I definitly contradict myself and my beliefs regularly. Although sometimes, I'm just arguing for the sake of it.

I can't swim or ride a bike - I was just never taught, and I doubt I'll ever learn. I have no desire to.

I very rarely look at people when I talk to them.

I am half Russian Jew.

I am very good at spotting bullshit. I used to take great delight on calling people out on it. Now, mostly, I leave them alone happy with their tales.

I have a very short attention span, paired with loss of short term memory. It's crept up on me in the last few years.

I stutter, sometimes very badly. It's a result of my mouth not being able to keep up with my brain. My arms and legs sometimes follow suit. I'm VERY clumsy and uncoordinated, physically and verbally...unless I'm dancing, or writing.

Without blowing my own trumpet, I'm pretty intelligent. I have an IQ of around 130 and took my Maths GCSE (I guess they are what you americans call 'finals'?) when I was 14, amnd recieved an A. Saying that, I have no common sense, and often come across as a ditz.

I have very few ladylike qualities, in behaviour or emotion. I like to think this makes me a pretty awesome girlfriend, seeing as I'm often on the same wavelength as the guy. I can see why a lot of guys get frustrated with femme behaviour, not offense. I've tried dating girls and, while they are alot nicer to look at, etc, a LOT of them are impossible. Saying that, I've met some impossibe boys too, but they were all prety femme. I'm lucky to have myself a 'bloke' I guess.

I'm ridiculously intense, possibly one of the most passionate, tempermental people you could meet. I either love or hate, there's no inbetween. I fall hard and fast, but I can recover in the blink of an eye.

I have no time, patience or sympathy for whiners, although, if I have a problem, I expect everyone (well, a select few) to care about it. This s probably my only hypocritical quality.

I'm heavily sarcastic, far too many people take me the wrong way. I won't change for anyone though.

I have an unhealthy obsession with hips and collarbones.

More than anything, I wish I was Japanese.

I don't/can't lie to anyone, except for my Mother, whom I lie to compulsively.

Upon shooting my first set, Cherry was only the 2nd person to ever see me naked (post puberty).

I became self sufficient from an early age, and totally independant at 17. I have lived 'on the streets'. I bought my first house when I was 18, which I now rent out. I am currently living with my boyfriends parents, and loving it. It really is a second chance at family life, something I sorely missed out on the first time around.