One of my cats just walked across my table and smacked me on the nose. I have no idea why. Then he kissed me on the nose. He's a very strange kitty. Guess that's why I named him Diablo.
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I'm often skitched on the leg by my beautiful pusskkat as I pass her, the swift motion of her paw like some reminder of my inferiority to her regal self
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