This is no time to be rescued
or
"Scourge of the FluxCam!"
Okay, so, this is a pretty surreal experience. I can't seem to take my eyes off of Flux's web cam, and I dont really know why. She looks alternately bored and horrified, and I can't help but guess at what's going on. Should I alert the authorities? Does Mr. Tom Ridge need to...
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or
"Scourge of the FluxCam!"
Okay, so, this is a pretty surreal experience. I can't seem to take my eyes off of Flux's web cam, and I dont really know why. She looks alternately bored and horrified, and I can't help but guess at what's going on. Should I alert the authorities? Does Mr. Tom Ridge need to...
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flux:
And thank you for getting it. You, sir, have proven yourself above the masses. Perhaps ye may survive the revolution.
deckwreck:
i wouldn't be able too live with myself if i were to miss dillinger, especially since they are playing with the locust. i'll submit a full report for your approval upon return!
freefall
Yeah, so once again, I am unemployed, and oh man, what a terrible feeling. I mean, totally losing traction in your life is a scary thing in the first place, but then when you get a good job and then quit 4 months later much to the chagrin of your boss and co-workers so that you can move 3,000+ miles across the country to...
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Yeah, so once again, I am unemployed, and oh man, what a terrible feeling. I mean, totally losing traction in your life is a scary thing in the first place, but then when you get a good job and then quit 4 months later much to the chagrin of your boss and co-workers so that you can move 3,000+ miles across the country to...
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pulloffmywings:
no it's not the same roomate.... the psycho roomate is actually quite intelligent, yet makes weird comments...... he JUST said "i'm going to shit in a box and send it to the chamber of commerce.... just to tell the town how shitty it is. na di'm going to send them an invoice for $20, for the food i had to eat to send them my shit." so..... WOW. but i live with 2 guys, so its the other is the one that's in love with me. ARGH!
pulloffmywings:
well, some of his normal comments are:
dorkasaurus rex
double lameburger with cheese
poop in your buttholes
and other odd off the wall sayings, that he dishes out randomly.... man, this guy is 6'7, long hair, mega sideburns..... wow. he's a crazy bastard, too. sometimes when we're hangin outside our apartment, he'll just chase after random cars....
dorkasaurus rex
double lameburger with cheese
poop in your buttholes
and other odd off the wall sayings, that he dishes out randomly.... man, this guy is 6'7, long hair, mega sideburns..... wow. he's a crazy bastard, too. sometimes when we're hangin outside our apartment, he'll just chase after random cars....
Yeah so, maybe my last post was a little excessive.l I didn't think so at first; I was gripped by a midnight episode of hypergraphia and found myself writing nonstop for about 2 hours before I managed to tear myself away from the computer and go to bed. The next morning when I awoke, the story fragment was still on my computer screen and I...
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mayameow:
Meow! 
Statuesque.
It happens a lot these days, and so I'm not really worried when I wake up and can't feel my right arm. What happens is that I get in bed and start reading with my head propped up on it. Invariably I fall asleep in this position, and awaken with my poor arm feeling like an elongated rubber sack full of flour.
And lo...
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It happens a lot these days, and so I'm not really worried when I wake up and can't feel my right arm. What happens is that I get in bed and start reading with my head propped up on it. Invariably I fall asleep in this position, and awaken with my poor arm feeling like an elongated rubber sack full of flour.
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Ponder this:
The other night my uncle made a comment over dinner-->
"Love means never having to say you're sorry! No, wait, Love means CONSTANTLY having to say you're sorry, but not having to mean it.
Now everyone, reflect".
Hmm.
Profound.
{next entry will be crazier, just you wait}
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flux:
yes. i read it. it's good. it's not my favorite GGM, but it's good.
disastermagnet:
so many comments! Its almost time for an update...
Blinded.
It happens slowly at first;
the light drains from the room
bit by bit
unable to move
as the color fades from the walls
then from my skin
eyes frozen open
Unblinking
and all seeing
try to escape through the thickening air.
Coagulating.
Solidifying.
Suspended in nothingness.
never to be free
as unseeing eyes fuse outward and dissolve.
Inert.
It happens slowly at first;
the light drains from the room
bit by bit
unable to move
as the color fades from the walls
then from my skin
eyes frozen open
Unblinking
and all seeing
try to escape through the thickening air.
Coagulating.
Solidifying.
Suspended in nothingness.
never to be free
as unseeing eyes fuse outward and dissolve.
Inert.
flux:
the whole deal behind this magical realism class is basically what you asked. what the hell is it? does it exist? i'd say Rushdie counts, but we're only reading stuff in Spanish for the class. borges, garca mrquez, castellanos, and a hundred other pretty names. yum.
disastermagnet:
Yes! Now that I finally got a comment, its time for a new journal entry!
Just a normal day at work...
Upon hearing animated conversation and a clattering of plastic, I step out of my office. Peeking around the corner I see Kelly, Mimi and Julie standing around the combination Printer/Fax Machine that stands against the back wall of the south wing of the building. Mimi hears the keys on my beltloop jingling and glances in my direction.
"Oh good"...
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Upon hearing animated conversation and a clattering of plastic, I step out of my office. Peeking around the corner I see Kelly, Mimi and Julie standing around the combination Printer/Fax Machine that stands against the back wall of the south wing of the building. Mimi hears the keys on my beltloop jingling and glances in my direction.
"Oh good"...
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billenium:
Thats what I said. And how did you get the Smileys to show up? I clicked on em before and nothing happened. Maybe one of those things is in my computer. 
Aha! that worked!
Aha! that worked!
ativan101:
LOL........I'm sorry.....that was a good one......I needed that.....THANKS!!!!!!!!!!! 