She's home.
I know instantly when I hear the door slam and the sound of her keys thrown down hard upon the table.
I instictivly flinch and take a step back as she storms past me down the hall.
I can almost taste the hate.
I am still and and I can hear her thrashing through drawers in the kitchen.
I sigh for I have...
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I know instantly when I hear the door slam and the sound of her keys thrown down hard upon the table.
I instictivly flinch and take a step back as she storms past me down the hall.
I can almost taste the hate.
I am still and and I can hear her thrashing through drawers in the kitchen.
I sigh for I have...
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captaincolorado:
Nice journal. I fucking dig it. Rock.
gingerlie:
thank you dear.
when i fall-
i am most selfless
when i cry-
i am most open
when i leave-
i am most secure
when i am drunk-
i am a fucking dick
This sounded alot better when I actually was drunk.
Mental note-must drink more and write less.
i am most selfless
when i cry-
i am most open
when i leave-
i am most secure
when i am drunk-
i am a fucking dick
This sounded alot better when I actually was drunk.
Mental note-must drink more and write less.
_v_:
ha
no write more
i love that picture
no write more
i love that picture
_v_:
nah
i already have it
a girl in my office is uber religious and thinks i need saving
she emails me them
ugh
i already have it
a girl in my office is uber religious and thinks i need saving
she emails me them
ugh
i lie awake-
i lie and wait-
for you to come-
and you never do-
i lie and wait-
for you to come-
and you never do-
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photo_obscura:
That's exactly my problem... I come on for 5 minmutes and an hour later I'm still on teh damn site. Damn all these girls, damn them...
And yeah, dogs are the best for that- aren't they? I hada dog for fourteen years who was myu best friend... I miss him a lot...
And that picture is so funny

And yeah, dogs are the best for that- aren't they? I hada dog for fourteen years who was myu best friend... I miss him a lot...
And that picture is so funny

daisuki:
thanks, i like your photo too. anyone ever tell you you look like jesus?
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!!..............
IT'S PEEEOPLE!!!!!!!!!...................
IT'S PEEEOPLE!!!!!!!!!...................

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disappearhere:
Yes,
yes I am.
yes I am.
daisuki:
hey, did you get yr name from glam-o-rama? damn fine book
Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced!!




_v_:
i'm to lazy to kiss you
and too lazy to finish this..........
i win
and too lazy to finish this..........
i win
Can I be any more lazy?
_v_:
sure, you can be me
zero noteriety...
false incentives can't you see...
your a slave just like me...
i'm a fucking chimpanze...
something bad happened to me...
bladder hurts i need to pee...
false incentives can't you see...
your a slave just like me...
i'm a fucking chimpanze...
something bad happened to me...
bladder hurts i need to pee...
Work...
Oh what fun i love to sweat...
Work...
Is it fucking lunch time yet...
Work...
Sorry boss my car won't start...
I see a fucking problem here...
I'd rather stay in bed instead...
Oh what fun i love to sweat...
Work...
Is it fucking lunch time yet...
Work...
Sorry boss my car won't start...
I see a fucking problem here...
I'd rather stay in bed instead...
callxmexmorbid:
that link you posted in chloes journal is AMAZING. i also have all those drawings (the one you use in your profile) - my personal favorite is the banker telling jesus to shut the fuck up while he's trying to mess up her count... hahaha.. oh man.
un-holy-goodness at its best.
SHANE
un-holy-goodness at its best.
SHANE
I've been to hell I spell it...
I spell it DMV...
Anyone who's been there...
Knows precisely what I mean...
I've stood in line and waited...
For an hour and fifteen...
And if I had my druthers...
I'll screw a chimpanze...
Call it pointless...
Why are all State and Government offices and rules and fees and and and anssansdn...........JUST SO FUCKED UP!!!
I spell it DMV...
Anyone who's been there...
Knows precisely what I mean...
I've stood in line and waited...
For an hour and fifteen...
And if I had my druthers...
I'll screw a chimpanze...
Call it pointless...
Why are all State and Government offices and rules and fees and and and anssansdn...........JUST SO FUCKED UP!!!

katie:
hi, i about peed my pants when i saw your profile pic.... that is heeeelarious
do you really work for modern drunkard mag? if you do, then i'm sure you've heard of the grey kangaroo......

do you really work for modern drunkard mag? if you do, then i'm sure you've heard of the grey kangaroo......
nic:
How could I mind, dear boy?
