Monday Mar 10, 2003

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I've been to hell I spell it...
I spell it DMV...
Anyone who's been there...
Knows precisely what I mean...
I've stood in line and waited...
For an hour and fifteen...
And if I had my druthers...
I'll screw a chimpanze...
Call it pointless...

Why are all State and Government offices and rules and fees and and and anssansdn...........JUST SO FUCKED UP!!! mad
katie:
hi, i about peed my pants when i saw your profile pic.... that is heeeelarious smile

do you really work for modern drunkard mag? if you do, then i'm sure you've heard of the grey kangaroo......
nic:
How could I mind, dear boy?

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