disappearhere

So after the dinner at the Delta some of of met up at Slabtown for some drinks which was pretty fun. Then at closing most of the people left but for some reason Penelope, nullAnais and I ended up at the Rock Dorms at eScapegoats house and ended up drinking and talking and losing track of time. Next thing we knew it was 7:30am, time to go home. This is where the evening/morning takes a terrible turn. I open my door and notice an odd smell. It took only seconds before I saw it. Let me just back up a second and say that my dog was the easiest dog to house train and he NEVER shits or pees inside, EVER. He's a trooper and can wait it out until I get home. But apparently he ate something bad, very bad. I walk in the door and I see it. Sprayed about 8 feet across the floor. It looked as though he aimed his ass towards the kitchen and then his bowels simply exploded toxic diarrhea everywhere. It was the worst possible time, 7:30am after being haggard from drinking and stuff all night, I had to come home to a house covered in shit. I had told Penelope she could stay at my place for the night and the poor girl actually helped clean the shit. She is a sweetheart and should not have been subjected to that traumatic visual.