Top 5 reasons I am a FUCKING LOSER:
5) I went out for PIRATE THURSDAY and got way too drunk.
4) I almost got abducted by a huge Russian serial killer who had a black leather trench coat and a rental van.
3) I poked my friends boobies without permission.
2) I don't think I paid my tab at the bar before leaving.
and the NUMBER ONE reason why I AM A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!
1) I missed my flight today and did not go to Disneyland.
Oh, and I also have a HUGE hole in my wall from falling into it with my head.
5) I went out for PIRATE THURSDAY and got way too drunk.
4) I almost got abducted by a huge Russian serial killer who had a black leather trench coat and a rental van.
3) I poked my friends boobies without permission.
2) I don't think I paid my tab at the bar before leaving.
and the NUMBER ONE reason why I AM A FUCKING LOSER!!!!!!!
1) I missed my flight today and did not go to Disneyland.
Oh, and I also have a HUGE hole in my wall from falling into it with my head.
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atomic_tiki:
I can't decide weather or not to laugh at you or just shake my head. Either way you fucked up big time & missed out on a ton of fun.
pureblu12225:
man I heard about you missin your flight damn you 