Why does having so much fun at night hurt so bad in the morning?
That's it!! I am going to invent the disposable liver. A synthetic "sheath" if you will, that slips over the liver to provide a protective coating. As of yet I have simply been removing it at night before I pass out and I put it in a glass with solvent like old folks do with their dentures. It's been working pretty good, I wake, up bring it to the bathroom, rinse it of, ring it out and slip it back in.
I forgot to do that last night, however, and now I feel like a large shetlin pony that has been beat with an axe handle and then tared and feathered.
in other news:
today I will be going to the beach with my puppy and a hot chick!!!
That's it!! I am going to invent the disposable liver. A synthetic "sheath" if you will, that slips over the liver to provide a protective coating. As of yet I have simply been removing it at night before I pass out and I put it in a glass with solvent like old folks do with their dentures. It's been working pretty good, I wake, up bring it to the bathroom, rinse it of, ring it out and slip it back in.
I forgot to do that last night, however, and now I feel like a large shetlin pony that has been beat with an axe handle and then tared and feathered.
in other news:
today I will be going to the beach with my puppy and a hot chick!!!
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fractal:
That would be a convienent little gadget...
littledeadkid:
a unicorne?
