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I need a vacation.

Check back soon for another story of disfunction distaste and desparation.
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suburbanslave:
U know...Texass is a great spot to vacation! Especially in my bed!! biggrin
zoe:
oh okay - too bad about your roomate...we all get crappy ones at some point, i guess.

the subject of my rant is an ass - feel free to bash this person


xoxo zoe xoxo
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In the hall outside my door I carefully engage all five of the locks. Four dead-bolts and one in the knob making five. Well, seven from the inside when you count the double chains. But I'm going out so it's five locked today.
I look to my left then right.
No one. This is good. I can sense that my neighbors are growing suspicious.
I'm...
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daisuki:
hey update yr journal poopy pants. i'm bored, and there are only so many times i can read the really graphic sex parts in glam-o-rama. hasn't happened yet, but...uh...one day.
gingerlie:
oh yeah? what is it, cuz id like to know. heh.
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(note: this is fiction and kind of gross)

ONE FINE DAY-

4:27am
I awake to the familiar sound of something clicking across the linoleum.
A rat, a cockroach perhaps? I don't know why they persist, there is no food here for them to steal.

5:12am
As I force my body to an upright position the sudden shift of fluid in my lungs causes a coughing...
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suburbanslave:
I go to school so Im not completely lazy!!! But I did masturbate quite a bit today! biggrin
suburbanslave:
Do u wanna watch me??
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I am so fucking late for work AGAIN!
Need mon-ay and coff-ay!!

Check back tonight for a new story of disfunction distaste and desperation.................
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suburbanslave:
u need to throw in some color to your girls list - its driving me crazy!!!!
suburbanslave:
change it...change it now!!!! And no offence to nic - but u need a redhead right inbetween those too.....can i be added up there???
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The only feelings that I have
Are those which I despise-

All distorted images
Reflecting in my eyes-


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alexys:
no i dont go to the pheonix that often. its too pretentious for my liking.
gingerlie:
when i move to cali you can be my manservant.
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There is no pain
like that of desire-
Is there no difference
between women and fire-
One burns the spirit
the other the flesh-
Is sex worth
the price of certain death-

(old type O neg)
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obsidian_:
pittsburgh....the only big city in the applachia
suburbanslave:
Unfortunantly there is not a demand for glass dildos in texass - but if I lived out in Cali, Im sure I could make some money!!! They are really cool, cause u can make them whatever temerature u want and u dont have to worry about them falling apart and u can just throw them in the dishwasher - so um u wanna buy one - hahaha
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She glared at me with a look that could shatter glass.
Or a soul-
If I had one.

Entry wound-
Exit wound-
Fall.
Repeat...............
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obsidian_:
shut up my hand isn't gross
miss_piss:
gross
i don't like lap dogs or bleeding eyes
hm
uh.. snata rosa?
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Sore.
Sore and uncomfortable.
Like a butter knife is nestled between my temple and eye on the right side of my head.
Slowly rotating.

Pills.
Pills are good.
I will be on an Ocean now.
Goodbye-
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gingerlie:
yup without allegra id die! :hugs her little pills:

yuck i hate headaches.
melissa2:
don't fear the reaper...........that some began playing in my mind when i saw your profile pic.

My stats include Depression and Social Anxiety Disorder (which no one ever believes).......so i agree..........pills ARE my God.
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My Spoon is too big!!!

...I'm a Big Banana.

(if anyone knows what that's from I'll give you a dollar.)
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mayameow:
Mew! (Ha!)
emeris:
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[Edited on Apr 23, 2003]
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She's home.
I know instantly when I hear the door slam and the sound of her keys thrown down hard upon the table.
I instictivly flinch and take a step back as she storms past me down the hall.
I can almost taste the hate.
I am still and and I can hear her thrashing through drawers in the kitchen.
I sigh for I have...
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captaincolorado:
Nice journal. I fucking dig it. Rock.
gingerlie:
thank you dear.
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when i fall-
i am most selfless
when i cry-
i am most open
when i leave-
i am most secure
when i am drunk-
i am a fucking dick

This sounded alot better when I actually was drunk.
Mental note-must drink more and write less.
_v_:
ha
no write more
i love that picture
_v_:
nah
i already have it
a girl in my office is uber religious and thinks i need saving
she emails me them
ugh
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i lie awake-
i lie and wait-
for you to come-
and you never do-
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photo_obscura:
That's exactly my problem... I come on for 5 minmutes and an hour later I'm still on teh damn site. Damn all these girls, damn them...

And yeah, dogs are the best for that- aren't they? I hada dog for fourteen years who was myu best friend... I miss him a lot...

And that picture is so funny

smile
daisuki:
thanks, i like your photo too. anyone ever tell you you look like jesus?