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Tuesday Apr 26, 2005

Apr 26, 2005
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Dear Vagina,

Over the years, i have been really, really good to you - you have been treated to the best toys man (and woman) can provide, and i always am sure that you are neat and clean for whatever adventure awaits. You always get the best attention, and you have always been my favorite body part.

So i ask you, dear Vagina, please stop bleeding. It's been 26 days and i'm tired of you giving more of your attention to Playtex and Tampax than to me. And please, stop playing games - if you're going to stop bleeding, please do so for more than a 12 hour period, and please please PLEASE stop showing up "tsunami-style" when i'm on the subway or going shopping with friends - it's just plain rude and is getting embarrassing.

I've been patient, I've been understanding... but i'm putting my dirty pretty foot down and telling you that enough is enough. If you love me, you will stop bleeding. Now. M'kay? Thanks.

xoxo,

me
VIEW 13 of 13 COMMENTS
ampersandwich:
oh no. you had to ask it kindly, we know this is getting serious now.

im sure youve already seen an expert in vagina-isms about this, just hope you & the Tsunami-lover can make amends soon.

Y~!
May 4, 2005
gia:
Been going through the same fuckin shit hunny. I'm sorry.
May 8, 2005

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