I'm an ill fuck. Seriously.
Turns out that excessive nighttime activities + minimal sleep + really cold weather, followed by really warm weather, only to be topped by more really cold weather + my inability to take care of myself = a snot-filled, angry internal revolt of cells and mucous membranes, with a topping of pissy fuck you behavior.
eh, I asked for it.
Methinks it was worth it tho - at least i have some new bruises round my neck for me to wank to later on.
speaking of 1) wanking and 2) being a sick fuck, for the last 24 hours I've been watching a variety of movies that either make me laugh or masturbate (the sick fuck reference being what it is I choose to masturbate to), because laughter and orgasms are the best cures for the common cold:
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Turns out that excessive nighttime activities + minimal sleep + really cold weather, followed by really warm weather, only to be topped by more really cold weather + my inability to take care of myself = a snot-filled, angry internal revolt of cells and mucous membranes, with a topping of pissy fuck you behavior.
eh, I asked for it.
Methinks it was worth it tho - at least i have some new bruises round my neck for me to wank to later on.
speaking of 1) wanking and 2) being a sick fuck, for the last 24 hours I've been watching a variety of movies that either make me laugh or masturbate (the sick fuck reference being what it is I choose to masturbate to), because laughter and orgasms are the best cures for the common cold:
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ampersandwich:
patiently awaiting le call, and sorry to hear your still sick, and leaving soon 
mnislahi:
thanks for the comment on my set!!