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paris hilton is in my bedroom.

so my birthday is May 2nd.

i am djing Rodan on April 30th. all you chicago motherfuckers better come.

THERE BE PICTURES FROM THE 2 parties (in my honor?) in Minneapolis this past weekend. fuckin' amazing. met a whole lot of great and amazing people that i am now blood brothers/sisters with. oh! and i met another guy named Ned. how random is that? and i nearly beat the shit out of Razorfist's room-mate who has ugly Carrie Bradshaw Gargoyle friends who wear ponchos and eat babies. that was fun. i love a good fight... even though i didn't actually hit him. i wouldve though if billybillybilly hadn't dragged me off. grr! i am such a rebel.

i have a new computer! an iBook. aren't i trendy? am currently watching Disney's Robin Hood on it cause it has a dvd player. now i just need some beat making programs... if anyone is willing to trade / burn me some CD's, that'd be amazing. i'll write a song for you or something. please. i beg of you.

i have a beautiful girlfriend. i love her bunches and bunches. man, did i have the best trip ever. i know all i ever go on about on here is a) about how much of an ego i have and b) how cool my girlfriend is... but its true. she's the fucking best. and i don't really have a huge ego i just... ah fuck it my ego is huge. NEARLY as big as my penis. and my penis is enormous. but i digress.

i owe hendzelm a LOT. dude drove to minneapolis. not that he didn't want to, i mean, Minneapolis is the Paris of the Midwest... but that cat is one cool motherfucker. go tell him that. cool motherfucker.

i've been travelling all day so my head's all over the place and i'm really trippin balls off of a combination of Nyquil and Dayquil and lack of food in the apartment... i realllly like the smell of Burberry Brit. i bought a magazine travelling through Wisconsin (a.k.a The State With No Shame) and its smellin' up my backpack. jesus. i can smell that shit from here.

more pics of me. 'CAUSE. theres more in the SGTC group.




♥n