so i have an awesome new phone but NO-ONE CAN CALL ME ON IT. fuck you, Cingular.
my new years was hilarious in a way only national geographic magazine can be. i mistakenly went to a local party with a bunch of San Jose rednecks who (i am not making this up) all were chewing tobacco and listening to Skynrrd. at the stroke of midnight they put on (no joke) FREEBIRD (seriously) and this 14 year old girl tries to chat me up. four. teen. no. and then i left.
i never thought id ring in the new year to 'wooo! skynnrd!'.
so here i am back in Chicago. i hate it here. it sucks. everyone dresses like theyre from London in 1985 which pisses me off because this is NOT London and its NOT 1985 and The Smiths were never that good anyway and you're NOT deep you're just insecure.
♥n
my new years was hilarious in a way only national geographic magazine can be. i mistakenly went to a local party with a bunch of San Jose rednecks who (i am not making this up) all were chewing tobacco and listening to Skynrrd. at the stroke of midnight they put on (no joke) FREEBIRD (seriously) and this 14 year old girl tries to chat me up. four. teen. no. and then i left.
i never thought id ring in the new year to 'wooo! skynnrd!'.
so here i am back in Chicago. i hate it here. it sucks. everyone dresses like theyre from London in 1985 which pisses me off because this is NOT London and its NOT 1985 and The Smiths were never that good anyway and you're NOT deep you're just insecure.
♥n
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theangus:
ha, I never talk about you when we have sex. although I bet you were proud of yourself for thinking I did didn't you?? 
roby:
you're a weirdo. quiznos? for that i dub thee "chipotle"