dirtyground

dude, fuck work.

i got fired... so i want everyone to go to Half & Half on Damen and fart a lot in there or excessivley use the word 'urethra' or something. because when the bomb drops all that will remain alive will be cockroaches and dick and fart jokes.

whatever, dude. i'm meeting with the manager of the Levi's store tommorow cause i'm awesome and one of the photo assistants for one of my modelling shoots works there and can hook me up. yeah, i didnt HAVE to say 'my modelling shoot' but i did cause tonight I AM KATE FUCKING MOSS AND 'SCREAMADELICA' IS ON REALLY FUCKING LOUD.

i want to be a monk. no-one ever gets fired from being a monk. its not like you get called up to the Boss Monk's office and he's all "Monk, youre totally not pulling your monk weight around here" or "you totally suck at being a monk".

bitches,
♥n