Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

dirtyground

Oxford, England / San Francisco, CA / Los Angeles, CA

Member Since 2003

Followers 45 Following 49

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Monday Oct 04, 2004

Oct 4, 2004
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
dude, fuck work.

i got fired... so i want everyone to go to Half & Half on Damen and fart a lot in there or excessivley use the word 'urethra' or something. because when the bomb drops all that will remain alive will be cockroaches and dick and fart jokes.

whatever, dude. i'm meeting with the manager of the Levi's store tommorow cause i'm awesome and one of the photo assistants for one of my modelling shoots works there and can hook me up. yeah, i didnt HAVE to say 'my modelling shoot' but i did cause tonight I AM KATE FUCKING MOSS AND 'SCREAMADELICA' IS ON REALLY FUCKING LOUD.

i want to be a monk. no-one ever gets fired from being a monk. its not like you get called up to the Boss Monk's office and he's all "Monk, youre totally not pulling your monk weight around here" or "you totally suck at being a monk".

bitches,
♥n
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
myra:
Yeaaa Im friends with a funny wannabe-monk-from-Chicago biggrin
Oct 8, 2004
sxk:
Hey dude didnt you lived in san jose Ca? if so i think i went to middle college with you, if not well my bad
Oct 8, 2004

More Blogs

  • 06.16.05
    5

    Friday Jun 17, 2005

    motherfucker. i had two free tickets to see ?uestlove from The Roots …
  • 06.12.05
    14

    Sunday Jun 12, 2005

    Read More
  • 06.10.05
    6

    Friday Jun 10, 2005

    "... but downstairs, in the basement, are tens of thousands of old al…
  • 06.07.05
    9

    Tuesday Jun 07, 2005

    i'm not dead. Anne Bancroft is, though, which makes me very sad. she …
  • 06.04.05
    10

    Saturday Jun 04, 2005

    i had the most surreal dream ever. i've just woken up and written it …
  • 06.01.05
    18

    Wednesday Jun 01, 2005

    the revolution will not be televised. today i was a victim of The …
  • 05.26.05
    41

    Friday May 27, 2005

    someone fucking explain Mulholland Drive to me. i liked it. i just go…
  • 05.24.05
    14

    Tuesday May 24, 2005

    does the lady living next door on my floor have to do all this, seein…
  • 05.22.05
    10

    Sunday May 22, 2005

    edit.
  • 05.19.05
    21

    Friday May 20, 2005

    why, if it isnt a new user picture! me and roby worked it out. the…

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
18
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,599 SuicideGirls
  • 1,114,448 followers
  • 14,944,928 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,453,983 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo