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Oxford, England / San Francisco, CA / Los Angeles, CA

Member Since 2003

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Monday Oct 04, 2004

Oct 4, 2004
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dude, fuck work.

i got fired... so i want everyone to go to Half & Half on Damen and fart a lot in there or excessivley use the word 'urethra' or something. because when the bomb drops all that will remain alive will be cockroaches and dick and fart jokes.

whatever, dude. i'm meeting with the manager of the Levi's store tommorow cause i'm awesome and one of the photo assistants for one of my modelling shoots works there and can hook me up. yeah, i didnt HAVE to say 'my modelling shoot' but i did cause tonight I AM KATE FUCKING MOSS AND 'SCREAMADELICA' IS ON REALLY FUCKING LOUD.

i want to be a monk. no-one ever gets fired from being a monk. its not like you get called up to the Boss Monk's office and he's all "Monk, youre totally not pulling your monk weight around here" or "you totally suck at being a monk".

bitches,
♥n
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
myra:
Yeaaa Im friends with a funny wannabe-monk-from-Chicago biggrin
Oct 8, 2004
sxk:
Hey dude didnt you lived in san jose Ca? if so i think i went to middle college with you, if not well my bad
Oct 8, 2004

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