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me in east LA swearing i'm hot shit.


this is the picture when you have a fucking vice hangover and are trying to "keep it real"


out-take from Roby's new set.

here i am, rock me like a hurricane.

my ol' lesbian best friend Megan took me out for coffee and asked me for girl advice. it was awesome. i showed her Roby's pics and she thought she was REALLY hot and i was getting all emotional 'cause i miss my baby a LOT!

it was cool. we drove around San Jose and drank beers on a hill 'n talked about life 'n shit and listened to Van Halen it was fucking awesome.

everyone on here needs to accost her and tell her she needs to come back to Chicago next year. no fucking dumbass sleazy girl-jeans wearing shitty hardcore liking angled haircut scenester named "Androdgeny Steven" is going to get with MY girlfriend. no siree.

i sold my surfboard and got $130 for it. which sucks, because i want to surf again, but i need the fucking money.

i have a strange connection to Ford Modelling all of a sudden which i want to hit up and use so i can fly to new york and be Zoolander all over again.

little know modelling facts about Ned:
* used to be a hair model.
* ... on Telemundo! gracias Telemundo! bueno haircut!
* am in the September 2000 issue of Marie Claire Japan modelling with my crazy german model ex girlfriend Helen.
* was on the poster boy for Spring 2002 for San Jose City College! i was on bus stops, sides of buses, on the ads before the movie... shit, that was a blast i got recognized everywhere.
* am appearing in a coffee table book about classic vintage fashion dressed as Sir Edmund Hilary (the guy that climbed Everest).

so yeah Ford would be fucking sweet. i have no idea who to send my pictures too though.

ex's and oh's...

♥n