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Monday Apr 26, 2004

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Ned's Hip List - Spring 2004

done out of boredom and boxed wine and in no way should be taken seriously.

* cargo pants are cool. i think.
* that blazer and vintage t-shirt shit ive been doing for the last 3, maybe 4, years? yeah, thats cool all of a sudden.
* but there is no reason to dress like Jason Schwatzman in Rushmore.
* because you are not Jason Schwatzman. No-one is. not even Jason Schwatzman.
* anything they were selling in Italy and Spain 10 years ago for cheap as all fuck is cool again. bring out the baudy shit.
* anything theyve ever worn in france for the last 50 years is ALWAYS cool.
* ringer shirts are fucking awful.
* sell your trucker cap on ebay and take that money and buy yourself a Quizno's. Quizno's are fucking good and cheap.
* black is the new black.
* white only looks good on you if youre european or can afford a lot of drugs.
* college women need to dress better. i'm tired of everyone dressing how Tori Amos's ovaries feel.
* buy shirts that fucking fit.
* ... speaking of which, fuck emo kids. you didn't "grow into it", you bought it that way. take a cue from the late 80's and buy a Lacoste shirt, pop the collar and put on that Jimmy Eat World pin. and buy yourself a Quizno's.
* Orbit gum. really fucking cool.
* Enzyte is awesome. I don't know why, I didn't catch the innuendo in the ads just yet.
* nunchucks are the new samurai swords.
* just because you're from New York or Detroit or Los Angeles and you have 4 other friends who play instruments doesn't necessarily mean youre relevant.
* wolves are awesome no matter what. theyre the new tigers.

Q: how many indie bands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: i don't know but i have that joke on vinyl.

Q: how many hardcore bands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: none, because Fugazi already did it.

Q: how many emo bands does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: i dont know i left halfway through.
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
eurisko:
damn, why must you be so cool. seriously.
Apr 26, 2004
skylar:
Emo kids make me wanna be emo..they should just get it over with! French stuff is cool, french people not so much..they get madd easily..I live with one...I can pull off white sorry..I'm tan wink..Yea we would probably party like we would party..um dunno..sometimes I should just stop, it'd be better..anyways..it's my fav city..I wanna go to colombia...it'd be tyte..my parents went there..quizno's aren't cheap out here..that's probably because it's L.A. and they tax the shit outta us..fuckers..
Apr 27, 2004

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