dirtyground

went to see Wilco tonight. i was in the front row, and this gorgeous (we're talking midwestern Brooke Burke) comes up to me, sits down in the seat next to me, and hands me a beer 'because she bought two'. Then she proceeds to hit on me like Ted Kennedy hits on his wife.

At the end of the show she stole an ugly girls shirt and ran off with it and blew me a kiss goodbye.

I think I'm in love.