i'm so fucking naked while i type this.
this one time at a party i was telling this girl how much i liked vinyl (as in records). And her eyes light up and she says 'oh, i love it when guys piss in my mouth'.
fuck the one you love, and love the one you fuck. that is my advice to you, dear readers.
~n
fuck the one you love, and love the one you fuck. that is my advice to you, dear readers.
~n
Warren Beatty got to be in Bonnie & Clyde with Faye Dunaway. Ned Beatty got to be in Deliverance and get fucked up the ass. To this, i conclude, Hollywood is Ned-Prejudice.
Kevin Costner act like a fucking golden retriever in all of his movies.
this is a picture of the east coast blackout as taken from space. pretty interesting.
i need more friends on...
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Kevin Costner act like a fucking golden retriever in all of his movies.
this is a picture of the east coast blackout as taken from space. pretty interesting.
i need more friends on...
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thirty:
I'd be happy to shower you with smart ass comments.
i wonder how many people in 21-gun-salutes have been shot...
clara:
I've always wondered about that. I understand that falling bullets travel with enough velocity to do major damage to anyone beneath them. I've also wondered about those rows of swords at weddings. You know someone's slipped.
thirty:
Don't they fire blanks?
just when things were starting to go bad...
i got a real gig! Sunday, September 14th, from 10-12pm at The Giza Lounge located 18 N. First Street here in sunny San Jose, CA.
A real venue. Not a coffee shop! I'm so fucking excited right now it can't even begin to come forth in my typing... this is fucking brilliant. The fucking best going-away present...
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i got a real gig! Sunday, September 14th, from 10-12pm at The Giza Lounge located 18 N. First Street here in sunny San Jose, CA.
A real venue. Not a coffee shop! I'm so fucking excited right now it can't even begin to come forth in my typing... this is fucking brilliant. The fucking best going-away present...
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yada yada yada... girls are fucking retarded. i don't care what anyone says. unless you can convince me otherwise, you're all weird. i'm becoming a monk. blah blah blah angst angst angst. ~n
tekky:
EMO EMO EMO
girls suck.
guys suck too.
become a tree.
ps you're cute.
girls suck.
guys suck too.
become a tree.
ps you're cute.
ok...
"fitness celebrity" John Basedow is a total queer. the only reason he has a stomach like a waffle iron is so his father wouldn't kick his ass when caught his son teabagging his grandma. and that shitty asian guy who won Last Comic Standing (and is a fucking disgrace to stand up... a $5,000-a-night performer with 4 minutes of material), his livejournal is http://livejournal.com/~datphan....
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"fitness celebrity" John Basedow is a total queer. the only reason he has a stomach like a waffle iron is so his father wouldn't kick his ass when caught his son teabagging his grandma. and that shitty asian guy who won Last Comic Standing (and is a fucking disgrace to stand up... a $5,000-a-night performer with 4 minutes of material), his livejournal is http://livejournal.com/~datphan....
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thirty:
Dat Phan blows.
its poetry day, yeah?
****
its better to be a rebel without a cause
than to be a rebel without an effect
its better to spend your days now
than to spend your days already spent
waking up liars
and telling them secrets
placing your hopes in a stranglers hands
its just like asking questions in a letter
telling your stories again to the walls...
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its better to be a rebel without a cause
than to be a rebel without an effect
its better to spend your days now
than to spend your days already spent
waking up liars
and telling them secrets
placing your hopes in a stranglers hands
its just like asking questions in a letter
telling your stories again to the walls...
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a new addition to the Ned Hepburn guitar family...
* a white fender strat, like the one pictured here.
bought it for a whopping $50. it plays like Jesus, and sounds like a dinosaur eating a Cadillac. I'm calling it Emma. Mp3's of me playing it up on
+ hepburned.com + very soon...
Wrote 2 new songs this morning, one of which i'll keep....
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* a white fender strat, like the one pictured here.
bought it for a whopping $50. it plays like Jesus, and sounds like a dinosaur eating a Cadillac. I'm calling it Emma. Mp3's of me playing it up on
+ hepburned.com + very soon...
Wrote 2 new songs this morning, one of which i'll keep....
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gwendolyn:
Well, thank you. I'm glad you like them.
My friend once said I looked like Davey, because my hair was black, and I was wearing a fishnet shirt that day. I told him to shut up. Then we went to a bookstore, and while I was reading another magazine, he proceeded to hold a magazine up to my face. I pulled it out of his hand only to find he was holding a picture of Davey next to me, for comparison. I punched him in the face.
The end.
P.S. *insert shameless pick-up line here* Superfox is correct. You are fucking gorgeous.
My friend once said I looked like Davey, because my hair was black, and I was wearing a fishnet shirt that day. I told him to shut up. Then we went to a bookstore, and while I was reading another magazine, he proceeded to hold a magazine up to my face. I pulled it out of his hand only to find he was holding a picture of Davey next to me, for comparison. I punched him in the face.
The end.
P.S. *insert shameless pick-up line here* Superfox is correct. You are fucking gorgeous.
gia:
You're sweet, and I thank you for the lovely comments. Also- I'm obsessed with Placebo. They are by far one of the most amazing bands ever and completely underappreciated. And I see you like A Clockwork Orange. Ever read the book? It's sooooo much better than the movie.
dirtyground:
me and my shadow.
i'm sick and tired of watching E! True Hollywood Stories without actually being one.
countdown 1 month until Chicago. then i can become a brilliiant actor. allegedley.
~n
countdown 1 month until Chicago. then i can become a brilliiant actor. allegedley.
~n
polly:
if we filed a complaint against her, shed be filing them against us hardcore because our porchlight is too bright.
heh.
heh.
burn:
hehe cool! i added you back on my friends list
well hello everyone... 
~n
~n