dirtyamish

I must admit something, i used to think i led a rather dull life. Thinking back on the past few years i can say this...
I have lived on the beach with the only care is when the tide would come in, petted sharks, and swam over a million live crabs as they made there way into the sea. Watched as dolphins and whales played a mere 20 feet from me in the open sea..
Met a modern day Scarface wanna be (dealt with weed mostly) and almost came to blows with some heavy drug dealers
I've had a 60 year old Triad member show me hand to hand only to have him so drunk two nights later he was crying because he called me ugly one minute and the next kissing my check telling me i was a pretty boy and he was just a meanie.
Ive driven a jag for some'one who was to drunk to drive, blasting chines disco and having the man yelling at me stating i was insulting his car not going at least 90mph
Ive jumped head first into bar fights and came out without a scratch only to get my head/neck kicked in while tackling 3 drunk's a fucking Great White concert. Ive escorted old school rockers to the stage, and i've carted a few off who couldnt hold there booze (not sayen names...uncle cracker).
Ive seen men gamble 20k within minutes and win or lose not bat an eye lash.
Ive worked with some of the HOTTEST women in the world,
i've gotten married, adopting two beautiful girls, saved lives working 911, writing a novel...
come to think of it...i've had some pretty neat times.