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we both feel integrity, such as, that of healthcare in the America of the U.S. and therefore. Yes.

Oct 7, 2015
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Sorta Marge: " I’m Sorta Marge. We both drive a stick, we both like saving money on car insurance, and we both feel integrity, such as, that of healthcare in the America of the U.S. and therefore. Yes. Thank you"

I love this car insurance commercial on television. The beautiful queen, dressed for homecoming night, climbs up on the backhoe machine on the construction site. She gives the above speech and then uses the backhoe to knock stuff over. Although they are trying to make her look like a dizzy dame, my female friends use to do stuff like that to mess with people. They would walk out into the center of action dressed like an elf, beauty queen, 1920's flapper, hillbilly, or something inappropriate; grab something dangerous; make a nonsensical sounding speech; and then see how far they could go before someone stopped them. Then they would do the dizzy dame beauty thing and escape... The speech was always some inside joke that reflected some abstract social economical type of conversation.

So Marge could be a dizzy dame or she could have seen a way to have some fun with a backhoe... I like to think that she is a lot smarter than any redneck construction worker could suspect, and she is playing them like a fiddle.

PS: I'm not trying to help anyone sell car insurance.

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