Well, that was interesting. After my plans for the night fell through, for various reasons (was gonna be a busy busy day), Kid_Suicide gave me a ring, and we were supposed to be heading to some tattoo place or some shit, but ended up getting sidetracked, by well...boobies.
Now, strip clubs aren't really my deal, because whats the point of having copious amounts of beautiful vagina in your face, if you're unable to perform cunnilingus upon said vagina? Seriously.
So, I was kind of reluctant to go, due to that, and the fact that I was pretty strapped for cash, but ended up going anyway since my sister boyfriend told me about the place. Anyway, as you would expect, theres a bunch of cute gals here, although none really catch my eye, so I'm just chilling while K_S talks to some of the folks he knows. Then all the sudden, theres this one girl a few seats down at the bar, obviously one of the dancers.
Oh.
My. God.
She wasn't dancing for quite some time, and I kinda wanted to talk to her, but she was always surrounded. Now, I'm [strikethrough]kinda[/strikethrough] extremely socially inept, and equally shy, so when she finally did go up and dance, it was kind of out of the ordinary for me to actually go up to see her, and lean in and whisper to her that I wanted to see her all night. Subsequently, it was pretty fucking surreal of me to buy her a drink later, and actually talk to her a decent bit, and even ask her for her number.
Because really guys, totally socially inept. I'll go to parties with folks I've known 8 or 9 years or more, and jusy chill by myself.
Didn't get her number though, she said she had a boyfriend, ah well. She was cool to chit chat with though, sweet gal. We goofed off about quite a few things.
And heeelllllllsss yeah, K_S and I got some free Taco Bell afterwards. Woot woot!
This cool older dude at the drive through register opened up his wallet and gave us some coupons for free tacos. Kick ass.
Now, strip clubs aren't really my deal, because whats the point of having copious amounts of beautiful vagina in your face, if you're unable to perform cunnilingus upon said vagina? Seriously.
So, I was kind of reluctant to go, due to that, and the fact that I was pretty strapped for cash, but ended up going anyway since my sister boyfriend told me about the place. Anyway, as you would expect, theres a bunch of cute gals here, although none really catch my eye, so I'm just chilling while K_S talks to some of the folks he knows. Then all the sudden, theres this one girl a few seats down at the bar, obviously one of the dancers.
Oh.
My. God.
She wasn't dancing for quite some time, and I kinda wanted to talk to her, but she was always surrounded. Now, I'm [strikethrough]kinda[/strikethrough] extremely socially inept, and equally shy, so when she finally did go up and dance, it was kind of out of the ordinary for me to actually go up to see her, and lean in and whisper to her that I wanted to see her all night. Subsequently, it was pretty fucking surreal of me to buy her a drink later, and actually talk to her a decent bit, and even ask her for her number.
Because really guys, totally socially inept. I'll go to parties with folks I've known 8 or 9 years or more, and jusy chill by myself.
Didn't get her number though, she said she had a boyfriend, ah well. She was cool to chit chat with though, sweet gal. We goofed off about quite a few things.
And heeelllllllsss yeah, K_S and I got some free Taco Bell afterwards. Woot woot!
This cool older dude at the drive through register opened up his wallet and gave us some coupons for free tacos. Kick ass.
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posh:
i was worried about that, but i'm not having too much trouble with shaky hands. they're minis for confrontation. it's a game by rackham. a smaller version of ragnorak.
eliz:
hah, i love your screen name. way to be a nerd. AWESOME. my guy has been making fun on me for trying to build a chocobo army on tactics.