Holy shit- I think I've only been this horny once...sometimes I really hate being single. I wish I had a hottie to play with or at least someone to flirt with.
But you know what sucks worse than being horny and alone?
Buzzkills, paper cuts, people that rain on your parade, flat tires, alarm clocks, debt, egomaniacs, stepping in gum, bad movies, corporate jobs, hang nails, chocolate mint, folding laundry, liars, charlie horses, no beer in the fridge and cold mac and cheese. I'm sure there are tons of things that suck that I neglected to mention but I am tired tonight. If anyone has anything to add to my list- please do.
But you know what sucks worse than being horny and alone?
Buzzkills, paper cuts, people that rain on your parade, flat tires, alarm clocks, debt, egomaniacs, stepping in gum, bad movies, corporate jobs, hang nails, chocolate mint, folding laundry, liars, charlie horses, no beer in the fridge and cold mac and cheese. I'm sure there are tons of things that suck that I neglected to mention but I am tired tonight. If anyone has anything to add to my list- please do.
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