dingoes8

Hi, I'm dingoes8. Can I be your slave?

At work, a guy was saying how this new cashier was hot. She's little and blonde and girly, so I said she wasn't my type. He asked what my type was. The conversation went as follows.

Me: Have you heard of SuicideGirls?
Him: Ewww, don't those girls cut themselves on stage?
Me: No, they pour chocolate syrup on each other on stage.
Him: I can't see you with one of them. Well, maybe because you'd be all submissive.
Me: ???
Him: You know. They're dominatrixes.
Me: One, a girl does not become a dominatrix when she dyes her hair and pierces her nose. And two, what the hell makes you think I'm a submissive?

But then I thought about it. I like girls who are taller than me, and generally look like they can kick someone's ass. A few examples:

Brody Dalle

Eliza Dushku

Michelle Rodriguez

Katee Sackhoff

So okay, maybe I do prefer women who could rough me up a bit. I just don't know any who make that readily apparent. Maybe I should hang out by a karate dojo and pick up sweaty Asian girls while they walk to their car.


I downloaded a torrent called "Pastepunk Top 25 Albums of 2005". All but 7 are absolute shite. And even those 7 aren't very memorable. 2005, what the hell was your problem?