dingoes8

A bunch of college kids recently moved into my apartment building. They are complete tools. My prostitute neighbor (whose client knocked on my door the other night looking for gas money) has no life so she buys them beer and tries to talk to them in the hall, thinking they're her friends. I just listened to them call her a "nigga" and "old enough to be their mom". To her face. And one of them went on about it, saying he would say it whenever he wanted while the others were like "Dude. Shut up." And I swear to god, they called her "Chappelle". Because Dave Chappelle is obviously the only black person they've ever paid attention to.

I was waiting for this to happen because they are stupid suburban assholes who clearly have no concept of the world outside of their keggers and allowances, and I knew it would only be a matter of time before she would realize this. But she just stood there and took it, and ended up showing them pictures of her nephews.

I listened to their conversation for half an hour. They have no personality outside the fact that they like beer. There is nothing about any of these people that is the slightest bit interesting. I think they're like the Stepford Wives. Someone programmed a bunch of robots and installed stereotypes of white college binge drinkers then put them in my apartment building.