digupherbones

man, i just got home from work, cracked open an Amber Bock sat on the couch on my porch and lit up a smoke. When i started to hear some fucked up noises coming from the appt below mine. Not your regular sex noises or pleas for help... no this was much much more dramatic. I started to walk down the stairs when i noticed my cig had burst into flames. i quickly threw the burning death stick onto the ground and stomped it out. somehow in the midst of all the chaos my bottle of Amber Bock had taken flight, and smashed into the pilar next to me. the noises had stoped. I held my face in pain from the jagged shards of glass that had managed to ricochet off the piller and gouge my flesh.
i ran inside to clean myself ..... i never found out what those fucking noises where. *shrug*