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Have you evered heard a version of that song that goes a little something like this:
"I wish I was a mole in the ground
I wish I was a mole in the ground
If I's a mole in the ground, I'd root that mountain down
And I wish I was a mole in the ground..."

I was singing that today, mostly to myself, but...
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i like how in the new "Underworld" movie they dropped the pretense of even thinking about explaining why all the main characters speak english in a sea of slavic. i feel like that added a lot of integrity to the film.

i was disappointed that kate beckinsale didn't come spilling out of her body suit when it gets unzipped. i guess i secretly wished that...
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Remind me to tell you about my MLKJr. day and bussing later. It was frustrating.
On a lighter note, I've drank wine named after a 47lb. cock, and watched a movie about a prick named Chuck.
I like "Confessions of a Dangerous Mind" and I'm not sure if it's that I think making jokes about the loathsomeness of humanity is funny of if it's just...
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Update:
So no tree burn happened. My accomplice pooped out on me rather early. But I did drink some good christmas ale in the spirit of things. I poored some out of course.

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-happy twelfth night and such.
i had a fun new years day. i rode on this think we call "the wink." It's a metal ladder suspended about two feet of the...
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happy twelfth night and such.
i had a fun new years day. i rode on this think we call "the wink." It's a metal ladder suspended about two feet of the ground by a metal axle in the middle. You harness up and lock into one of the bottom rungs and sit yourself down and then start swinging away. When you get high enough, so...
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oh internets you are so nice
but when you are away
my life doth lack spice...

;P

I need a power drill. I know there's one around here somewhere. And no, it isn't up my arse. My head spends so much time there I would know if it were.
For instance, I got way teh sick last night for drinking entirely to much eggnog. The...
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this would have been the 10 year anniversary of my friends having our own thanksgiving together. but it got cancelled. how do you cancel thanksgiving? oh, sorry kids, Santa won't be coming this year. he cancelled last minute. said his sciatica was acting up. maybe next year.
i guess i better host it next year. well, that's a year of learning how to cook better...
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Pu ali'i,
ika wai na,
au ha oli,
ika wai hau inu

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shewweee! i have internets again. and there was much rejoicing. well, at least on my part. probably not much around here...

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my new job is too full of adorableness. the 4 boys in the home all have autism and are all so very sweet. even with the hitting, pinching, and biting.

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