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"I wish I had an evil twin,
Running 'round doing people in.
I wish I had a very bad
And evil twin to do my will.
To cull and conquer, cut and kill.
Just like I would if I weren't good
And if I knew where to begin

Down and down he goes.
How low, no one would know.
Sometimes the good life wears thin,
I wish i had an evil twin

My evil twin would lie and steal,
And he would stink of sex appeal.
All men would writhe beneath his scythe.
He'd send the pretty ones to me.

And they would think that I was he.
I'd hurt them and I'd go scott free.
I'd get no blame and feel no shame.
'Cos evil's not my cup of tea.

Down and down he goes,
How low I would not need to know.
All my life there should have been
An evil twin."
the Magnetic Fields.

Peeps say they didn't dig the newish album, but I think songs like that one, and the album has a few, are just marvelous.

Okay.
For some reason I read this entire thread and it made me laugh more than I have in a long time. Well, more than I had since watching Eddie Izzard this afternoon. But I laugh a lot so my standards are high.

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