Happy Halloween. I dressed up like a gorilla last night, but tonight I'm King Kong. habba habba hayba. hubba hobba hoeba.
Last night I realized why being an animal really sucks. They have no pockets. Unless you're a marsupial. I mean, gorilla diggity has nowhere to keep his drinking cash, or smokes, or keys. If I had to be an animal, I think I would be that kangaroo. He seems to have it pretty good.
In awkward and unsettling segues:
Read about my sex hallucination.
diggity
ps - Death Cab and Mates of State on Sunday. Maybe the Yeah Yeah Yeahs next weekend...
Last night I realized why being an animal really sucks. They have no pockets. Unless you're a marsupial. I mean, gorilla diggity has nowhere to keep his drinking cash, or smokes, or keys. If I had to be an animal, I think I would be that kangaroo. He seems to have it pretty good.
In awkward and unsettling segues:
Read about my sex hallucination.
diggity
ps - Death Cab and Mates of State on Sunday. Maybe the Yeah Yeah Yeahs next weekend...
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and dude, gorillas should carry manpurses.